Krusty Burgers and the Simpsons
The evil krusty-clown stikes again in Springfield.
Krusty Burger establishment
It doesn’t get any better than the Simpsons. Young or old, the Bart, Homer and co. can put a smile on your face. I always get a kick out of watching the episodes where Krusty Burgers or Krusty the clown appear.
For those not in the loop, Krusty Burger is a fictional parody of a well known fast-food restaurant chain. The promotional face of Krusty Burger is none other than…Krusty the Clown.
There is no McDonald’s in Springfield, although it is mentioned that there is one in Shelbyville. In the later seasons, it is revealed that Krusty paid off the mafia to keep out all other fast food competitors such as Wendy’s, Burger King and McDonald’s, though an In & Out Burger was seen in Springfield on one episode, as well as other fictional franchises such as Gulp ‘N Blow, The Taco Hut and Kentucky Fried Panda.
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Krusty also appears to have some input into running the company, personally losing $44 million when a promotional tie-in, in which Krusty Burger was chosen the Official Meat-Flavored Sandwich of the 1984 Summer Olympic Games, backfired due to a Soviet boycott, and Krusty Burger was forced to give away much more food than expected; Krusty expressed his displeasure by stating on live television that “I, personally am gonna spit into every fiftieth burger!” The series has frequently established that Krusty is not particularly fond of the food served, shown when recording a commercial (immediately before learning of his $44 million dollar loss), he said, “Ewww! I almost swallowed some of the juice!” In “I’m Spelling as Fast as I Can“, Krusty bit a Ribwich and said, “Mmm, I don’t mind the taste!”
Krusty Burger operates in thousands of locations across the United States including an unprofitable franchise on an unmanned off-shore oil platform.
Ouch! Flanders, you got hold of my willy
A naked Bart Simpson hits the wall of Krusty Burger, where Ned, Rod, and Todd Flanders sit eating hamburgers and french fries. From the February 18, 2007 trailer of The Simpsons Movie.
Menu items at the restaurant have included the limited-time-only Ribwich, the staple Krusty Burger, the Krusty Burger with Cheese and Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages, which according to Officer Lou, are similar to Quarter Pounders with Cheese and milkshakes at McDonald’s, respectively. In The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album, Krusty Burger does not seem to have fries, but instead has Fried-for-hours Potato Eyes. Other items are the Salad-on-a-stik and Weenie-on-a-cloud (hot dog and cotton candy respectively). To have a Krusty Burger with a bun and napkin you must pay extra.
In addition to serving burgers that are extremely high in fat content the company is guilty of terrible food safety breaches. The burgers are made from insects and pieces of partially eaten burgers held together with staples. Krusty even once tried to defend his practices by stating, “I want to clear up a misconception about the Whatchamacarcass sandwich; I used NON-diseased meat from diseased animals!” In one episode, Krusty is even briefly shown leading zoo animals into a Krusty Burger for processing. As result of their actions, several animals are now extinct and therefore items such as the Ribwich (made from a small multi-legged animal) have to be withdrawn. However, the company pays bribes to Mayor Quimby in exchange for protection from food safety officials. It is worth noting that the Krusty Burger is referred to as a “meat-flavored sandwich”, most likely to avoid charges of false advertising. The Simpsons Guide to Springfield states that scientific tests on the burgers’ composition have proven inconclusive, and warns non-Springfielders to avoid eating the burgers, as the local population has seemingly “developed a resistance to the burgers’ inherent bacteria and spirochetes.”
Upon visiting Krusty Burger, former American President George H.W. Bush discovered that they do not serve stew. Wow, now that is deep George!
Either which way, the brilliance of the Simpson creators shines through like the morning sunshine after a big-night-on-the-town.
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